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Ethiopia
a bit of this and a bit of that, but mostly something else
A society written in Amharic hieroglyphs, Ethiopia is its own encrypted world. There’s Northern Africa and Sub-Saharan Africa and then there is Ethiopia, which is a bit of this and a bit of that, but mostly something else. Handsome people with noble faces, every farmer looking like a prince. And these landscapes, just as handsome. I scratched the surface for about a month, collected dust and DNA samples, but the results were most inconclusive. I must come back with one of these big yellow excavators.
Ahh, these bus rides. Russian Roulette, wheels for barrels, spin all six of them at maximum speed and every other traffic participant becomes a bullet. Six hours straight. Six hours of cursing and praying at every bend in the road. The driver is possessed by youth and overconfidence. He gains some meters here, loses them there, but he can’t stop gambling with the 60 lives in the back, alive, still, by virtue of sheer luck; dying would be the more reasonable outcome of his maneuvers. Behind me somebody laughs a laugh that is so dirty that it crescendos into a villain’s cough. A little girl drops her cookie and I pick it up, a hero saving the entire world singlehandedly, or so I feel. A guy in the row in front of me points out empty seats in the back to new passengers. Such unnecessary solidarity. If he places one more passenger, he is more hero than I am.
places / stories
Addis Ababa / Piano & Pickpockets
The very first hotel in Ethiopia, the Taitu is in classy decay all the way. A hundred and ten years live and rot in that wood. All ethnicities one can imagine ghosting through the hallways. Big old volumes of stories that never fully ended if you ask the remaining molecules that drip from the damp ceilings. The place has its own air, atmosphere, and climate. The restaurant’s walls are an accident of burgundy, salmon, and chestnut, even some puddles of purple in my favorite corner where I hide under all the paint that has flaked off – decadence dying just like anything else. The light bulbs. Some cold, some warm, most of them without shades and vigor. Four of them joined in a poor man's chandelier. No juice on the menu, just beer and soda. Pizza, yes, on the menu. The cheese optional. Not a pizza that one. Meaningless paintings scattered over the walls unevenly. Power cuts every other hour to remind us of our species’ grand, cursed accomplishments. Every upper middle-class person in town seems acquainted with the vegan lunch buffet. I raise mountains on my plate, then a second round of hummus with that rustic dark bread. There isn’t the slightest need to build these gluttonous Babylonian food-towers. It’s all you can eat, not all you can eat at once. But here I am now, pouring another ladle of pure relish.
Someone is playing the piano today and the guy next to me hums along while he loads his plate in a much more civilized fashion. Dimdiduududu, dadadidimdudu. It goes well with the smooth aura shining all around his buff build like a muscular halo. This time, I end up on one of the metal chairs with that upholstery that looks and feels like rude plastic, but I do get to look at the wooden chairs, and that is more important because eyes are spoiled beings and asses aren’t. Eyes demand aesthetics, asses just a surface. People eat with their hands, like in South Asia. I need to go to the reception, but the tune circles around me until I’m tied down to the chair. A woman is playing. She is neither old nor young – her age is beautiful. She just keeps playing and playing, walking her hands up and down the keys without going anywhere near a distinguishable song. It is all one long chance symphony, an improvised harmony. One song, inventing and reinventing itself over and over again like ocean waves. She plays in trance, as though she’s striking a secret code on the keys to open the door to her personal dimension behind the piano. What an elegant trip. With that water bottle and the saltshaker atop the piano she’s got everything she needs to play forever and a day.
Her hair is pinned up. She wears pearl earrings, a chocolate sweater, a golden ring on her left ring finger, and a small rectangular watch. Only few others around me have the luxury of being without company, of being fully able to join her symphony with the mind in it. All in all, there is a deeper knowledge in this room and some carry devices to intercept it. Sometimes she turns her head and looks at me, or maybe at the table in-between us, or maybe through me. Maybe I am melting into the dimension she is writing with the keys. Maybe she’s inviting all of us along. She seems lonely, sitting there inside an entire world that doesn't get her much, doesn't give a funk about her. I am free in her tune, but perishable. She is becoming an immortal prisoner in my word, living on this page forever for better or worse. I must leave a free man. But it’s hard to let go of such moments, such delicacies, even knowing full well that one has to live on. It can all linger in the mind, but not in the room. She stops playing before I can leave and it makes me sad because in my mind, and only there, the whole room had applauded her. I go up to her. “That was beautiful, thank you.” She smiles and mumbles something in an alien tongue. Our verbal exchange is a cryptic salad of words, but the feelings between those twisty lines are crips as blips and our smiles easily deciphered.
The rain came down like stones in those days. Loud and impactful. Especially in the afternoon and evening. It’s the only way I can write. When there is nothing else to do. And maybe I should write more. A legacy perhaps? But what’s the difference between a legacy and worm-food? Sometimes I’d go for a long walk after lunch to get lost. Never a single Westerner out there. Once I thought I saw one, but he was an albino. My favorite street is Haile Selassie. Stores queuing up on both sides of the road: jeweler, electrician, hardware store, shoe store, jeweler, jeweler, neon-colored kids bikes, people, people, people, somebody pushing a wheelbarrow full of neatly arranged knives, the omnipresent shoe shiners. Walking towards the Taitu, tiny alleys crawl up the hills to the left like portals to little flower villages that bloom on the aching and benevolent back of this sprawl. I beat the rain, again.
The back of the shower head is broken. A ruin of plastic with little holes, through which little, mischievous fountains squirt into my eyes until I cover the holes with my hand. The next day the shower head is gone. The choice is now between faucet and hose. Some days later there is a new shower head. It has been fixed to the wall with a majestic mount, so that one can shower hands free now, like a king. A saxophone tune climbs into the shower from the garden below and then a piano chimes in, then a female singer. The jazzy melody shakes me into a dance while I’m washing my underwear. I leave the shower clean and amused as a mermaid.
One day, I’m almost back at the Taitu from my walk, when two pickpockets take a liking to me. They are young guys, hardly a minute older than kids, pretending to be a team of tissue vendors. A good deception; I should have known though. There are no such teams. Vendors are lone wolfs. But it had been a while since my last encounter with these gifted, quick-handed artists. One starts shaking my left arm, praising the tissues with words that are just sounds to me, making it impossible not to give him my attention. A moment later, they are both gone. That was it. An entire surgery performed in just under a moment. But the gut knows before the mind shows and when I brush my pocket to check for my phone, I know that it’s gone before the hand hits the fabric. Accelerated by the nauseating fear of petty loss, my feet pivot into the direction of pursuit. The direction is instinct really, because you never get a good look at these magicians’ faces. If I’m following the wrong guys, I’m just some sort of creepy clown.
The whole street, hundreds of people, are holding their breath while watching the scene like a movie, or maybe not. I feel it, but I can’t take my eyes off the target. It’s my only play. I’m close now, but another five or six teenagers catch up to me first and point the other way, suggesting I’m following the wrong batch. For a second, I am inclined to believe them. But the whole thing seems like theater and now I’m pretty sure I’m following the right faces. Anyway, it’s too late for any change in direction. A few leaps later, I’m right next to them. “What about my phone,” I demand with unauthorized authority. They fold. My hand wasn’t much more than a bluff and had they called it, I might have been the one folding. But now I’m getting my phone back as one of them produces it from his underpants. Thanks a lot.
Simien Mountains / Hard Work
Those mountains were hard work. Especially for the tourists. The cruelty of doing this for fun. Up and down, upper and downer, gravitating towards polarly corresponding moods like magnetic fields: uphill+ matched down-frown- and downhill- matched MDMA-highs+. Well, that is if you’re rushing your past-retirement-age-veteran-scout to jam a four-day trip into three, like the selfish no-rest-pest you are. Well, not you. ME, capital M to the capital E. Seeing that he glid up and down the mountains as effortlessly as the bearded vultures that circled overhead dubiously, HE should have tipped ME. Generously.
The 12,000 feet of elevation cost you more than just a bit of breath. A lot of the best views were hidden behind cotton skies some bored God rubbed in your face gently but no less gleefully. Ah well, it only added to the few rock formations they would tease you with, or so I consoled myself.
Those geladas were delightful little humans.
Gondar / Old Town, New Friend
Gondar was old. You could guess that they'd buried an emperor or two there. But we built a brand-new friendship on top of their bones, Claire and I, and the fact that its post-parting medium is good old email, makes us modern day pen pals, I’d say. Pen-less pals. Pals.
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